Wet n Hot is a party for guys who like to play without a lot of rules and take care of themselves. But even pigs have some standards! Here are ours.
The Zero- Tolerance Stuff Stuff
Wear your wristband at all times.
It’s your pass into the party and you only get one. It’s waterproof, so just keep it on. You will be turned away if you don’t have a wristband.
Play in designated areas.
The Pig Park is our playground, while the pool deck is for socializing. Please don’t play in the social areas, restrooms or swimming pool.
No pissing in your hotel room.
Don’t ruin things for future pigs! If you damage your hotel room, you’ll have to pay for it, you will be barred from all future Wet n Hot events, and we won’t be allowed to return to the hotel.
No drugs! No kidding!
Many drugs pass through your system to your drinkers. There are just too many ways that they can harm both you and the people who you play with. If you’re drunk or high, we’ll send you home. The host resort has a clear bag policy to discourage drug use. All of your belongings that you carry into the resort (aside from what you are wearing) must be placed in a 14″ x 14″ x 6″ plastic bag (a 3-gallon plastic storage bag). If you do not have such a bag, you may buy one from the resort, but that will slow down the registration process for everyone, so please pack your gear in a conforming bag in advance.
No cameras or phones allowed.
Guys come to Wet n Hot to play freely in a private, safe space. Cameras violate everyone’s privacy. If you have a camera or phone, we’ll erase it and hold onto it until you leave.
Absolutely no scat.
Don’t do scat. It will get us shut down. Forever. If you see somebody taking a dump on the property, tell us. And if you’ve got to go, please use a restroom. Don’t let 24 years of fun come to an end!
No nudity or bare butts are allowed in the host resort’s hotel lobby.
You can be seen from the street, and that’s against the law.
No solicitation or vending.
We keep Wet n Hot a selling-free zone so that guests can enjoy the brotherhood and play free of distractions.
The Respect Stuff
Share the tubs, slings and other action spots!
Don’t hog the play equipment (slings, tubs, etc.). Take a break and let everyone have some fun. If our monitors determine that you are hogging equipment, they will politely ask you to leave the area. Do so immediately or you will be asked to leave the party.
Be friendly and considerate.
Sometimes we lose track of time when we’re hot and horny. If you want to get in a tub or a sling and someone else is there, just ask for a turn. And don’t just climb in on top of someone without asking.
Ya gotta give to get.
Everybody wants to get wet, but turnabout is fair play. After you’ve gotten your share, keep the energy going by wettin’ down another buddy in need.
Be kind when rejecting someone’s advances.
It’s impossible at a big play party not to get approached by guys that you don’t find attractive. You can say “No” without hurting people. Just say something like, “Sorry, not right now,” or gently move a guy’s hand away.
Don’t force yourself on people.
Don’t be a pest. If someone lets you know that he doesn’t want to play with you, don’t keep insisting. If you do, we will insist that you leave.
Dirty old men need piss, too.
It isn’t going to hurt you to give some to a guy who may not be as popular with the rest of the fellas. For you, it’s just one load. For him, it may be the highlight of his night. Some day you’ll be in his shoes!
Take your conversations out of the play areas.
Lots of chatter in play areas ruins the mood for others. Please chat in our social areas instead.
Follow the smell code.
Leave your cologne and smelly deodorant at home.
Please pick up after yourself.
There are plenty of waste cans and recycling bins all over the property. Just because we’re pigs doesn’t mean that we can’t pick up our cups, cans, bottles and trash! And don’t forget your cigarette butts. Please dispose of cigarette butts in ashtrays only. If you see that a trash can is full, please tell one of our volunteers.
Be kind to the staff at our participating resorts.
Our host resorts are very gracious to us every year. Please treat their staff respectfully and their property as if it were your own. And if the service warrants, please be sure to tip your housekeeper.
The Common Sense Stuff
Come dressed for the occasion.
Don’t come to the party wearing anything that you don’t want to get wet!
Drink, drink, drink… hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
Start tanking up about two hours before the party so that you’re prepared for the desert heat and ready to piss. If you wait till you arrive, you won’t go for an hour or so and you’ll be up all night peeing when you get home.
If you aren’t having fun at this piss party, you are probably being too shy.
Assume everyone is shy, so take the initiative to approach people. If you ask, it’s yes or no. If you don’t ask, it’s always no. If you aren’t getting any yes’s, you aren’t asking enough!
Don’t bring a lot of money or valuables to the party or leave them in your car.
We’ve never had a theft issue, but it’s better to be safe than sorry. You only need an ID, cab fare and $5 for the coat check.
Don’t bring glass into the party grounds.
This is an important safety issue.
Don’t play outside the party grounds.
Public sex on the street or in bars is illegal. Don’t risk getting arrested!
Don’t talk to the media.
Keep our party underground! If contacted by a reporter, please say “No comment,” and decline to be interviewed. If you see people snooping around, tell us. If you talk to the media, you will be PERMANENTLY barred from future Wet n Hot events.
Ask a volunteer first…
If you need assistance or don’t understand the rules, ask a volunteer. Let our hotel staffers do their work!
Have fun, be respectful, and piss, fist and fuck the cum out of each other!
‘Nuff said.
