600 man pigs descended on Palm Springs last weekend for Wet n Hot 17, the largest and best ever Wet n Hot, thanks to the amazing, huge venue, the work of 60+ volunteers and the combined pig energy of over 600 hot, piss-starved men.
The fun kicked off with registration, the smoothest and quickest ever, thanks to the many hours that Rik spent automating the process. Instead of waiting in line to register, the men were waiting in line to have their cocks sucked and drained by the accommodating pigs who were down on their knees at the urinals, filling up their bellies with load after load of hot man nectar.
The sexual tension at Friday’s piss party was palpable. The returning pigs waited a year for WnH and the newbies (identified by a green wrist band so everyone could initiate them properly, he he!) were in for an unexpected treat. The play park had 7 slings: 3 in the maze and 4 in tents. There were lines of big, hard, piss- and cum-loaded cocks waiting to fill the hungry holes of anyone who jumped into the slings. There were two large blow-up beds in tents filled with men fucking, breeding, seeding and feeding and lines of pigs two deep jackin’ their big meat all over the rutting pigs on the beds below. There were 5 huge blow-up swimming pools in the other tents, filled with wet men with their legs slung over one another, kissin’, jackin’, suckin’, pissin’ and getting pissed and jacked on by never-ending lines of turgid, throbbing dicks. The action was the same at the Saturday and Sunday parties.
The Saturday and Sunday BBQs were fantastic, with marinated chicken breasts, burgers, dogs, salads, fresh fruit and lots of other goodies. Everyone in the BBQ lines was naked and you couldn’t stand in the BBQ lines without getting poked in the ass by a hard, swingin’ dick. Now THAT is my type of BBQ! The pigs were also very busy in the play park during the BBQs.
I honestly had the best time I’ve ever had at any WnH since Vince and I started the event 17 years ago. Rik’s efforts have taken the event to a whole new level and the work of Vince, John and the many volunteers made the event run flawlessly.
It is vitally important that you post your reviews and comments about WnH17 here so that new men who are contemplating going to WnH18 in 2014 will know what to expect. We always tell them that the event is unique and that it defies characterization, but they still need to get an idea of what it’s like, so your honest and unbiased feedback is critical. The comment form asks for your email address and website, but that info is optional and you may remain anonymous.
Thanks for attending WnH and posting your feedback. Have a healthy, happy and piggy year and we’ll see you next year at WnH18!